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  • Mon, 18:55: We should rename our cat from "Siren" to "Inhalo", because when we feed her, she inhales her food into the black hole she calls a stomach.
  • Mon, 21:27: Indiana University East has a nice guide on how to spot fake news. https://t.co/tqAnzMIKVi

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  • Sat, 15:12: Microsoft EDGE wins award for "Best Browser to download Mozilla Firefox with".

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  • Thu, 11:29: The cat is sitting in a pentagram made of salt crystals and chanting "Cthulhu Fhtagn". Should I be worried?

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  • Tue, 18:48: Why are they called Firetrucks when they carry water instead of large amounts of fire?

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  • Sun, 19:26: For a hot time, call (800) 666-HELL.
  • Mon, 14:48: Soda spill took a causality. RIP Keyboard. Thankfully I keep a spare in the closet. :)

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  • Fri, 21:56: Have a hole in your heart for the holidays? Enjoy the Holiday Hole!! https://t.co/NK566dIBFC
  • Sat, 18:18: I sat in my chair and now a cat is sitting on my knee. There goes productivity for the rest of the day. =^.^=

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  • Fri, 16:58: To those who have to work today, on Black Friday, <hugs>. You're going to need as many <hugs> you can get.

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  • Wed, 18:24: We went to a Brazilian BBQ yesterday and stuffed some choice cuts of meat into a small plastic bag. Our kitty feasted afterwards...

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