My tweets
- Wed, 15:48: I must launch a full scale assault on the fort tonight! Preparations are underway!!!
- Wed, 15:57: iPhone 6: The most flexible phone yet! From the company with experience in bending reality and stretching the truth!
- Wed, 20:10: Next on: Will it bend? Apple's iPhone 6!!! http://t.co/lIQcbpUJFp
